I don’t get how ppl can eat ranch with pizza… 1. That’s fuckin disgusting. ALMOST as disgusting as ketchup with eggs, and 2. It’s such an insult to pizza… It’s tomato sauce and fuckin cheese, you’d THINK that was good enough, but no ppl need to slap on some nasty fuckin ranch and shove it down their throat.

Ranch is life

(Source: fckyeahtimmy, via trippyspliff)